by coolshortguy March 21, 2010
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Kiersten : OOOO! Come on baby make me cum!
Jake : Ahh!
Kiersten : Oh O God Damn! Why do guys always have to fart in my bed when I'm tryin to have an orgasm?
Jake : Just how many guys have actually been in your bed?
Kiersten : O how sweet you thought I was a Virgin when we met WRONG!
Jake : Well ive fucked more girls than most porn stars have!
Kiersten : Well why don't you go fart in there bed and get the fuck out of mine!
Jake : Fine I'm going to Maddison's she's a Virgin!
Kiersten : Don't bother she's a lesbian!
Jake : Yeah right she's hotter than you!
Kiersten : I already slept with her and she didn't fart in my bed!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Really that made you cum! GET THE FUCK OUT!
Jake : Ahh!
Kiersten : Oh O God Damn! Why do guys always have to fart in my bed when I'm tryin to have an orgasm?
Jake : Just how many guys have actually been in your bed?
Kiersten : O how sweet you thought I was a Virgin when we met WRONG!
Jake : Well ive fucked more girls than most porn stars have!
Kiersten : Well why don't you go fart in there bed and get the fuck out of mine!
Jake : Fine I'm going to Maddison's she's a Virgin!
Kiersten : Don't bother she's a lesbian!
Jake : Yeah right she's hotter than you!
Kiersten : I already slept with her and she didn't fart in my bed!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Really that made you cum! GET THE FUCK OUT!
by SlopNChop September 11, 2017
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by gfar August 04, 2005
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Someone who has become overcome by morals and is awaiting the right moment with the right person to engage in a spiritual journey expressing true love. (aka sex) As for the other virgins... well. People just decided they SHOULD have morals.
virgin #1: "i'm not having sex until i'm married I want it to be with someone I really love"
virgin #2: "err... yeah, thats what I'm doing too."
virgin #2: "err... yeah, thats what I'm doing too."
by kristyyy August 15, 2006
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by homibrive March 02, 2009
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Unfortunately rare, but a valuable find. Believing in morality and true love. Devotion and commitment to purity. Beauty in self-control. Presence of mind in stressful situations. Admirable abstinence.
by Profound thinking = profound living February 14, 2005
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1. A person who has never had sex for whatever reason.
2. Alcohol-free if a drink is typically served containing alcohol.
2. Alcohol-free if a drink is typically served containing alcohol.
1. Finding a virgin who's a freshman in college is rare. A college grad who's a virgin is a lot rarer.
2. I got a virgin pina colada since I'm really starting to feel those real ones I had earlier.
2. I got a virgin pina colada since I'm really starting to feel those real ones I had earlier.
by Sid Barrett December 12, 2009
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