Vinegar Strokes

The face a man makes when he orgasms. It is said that when you look into a man's eyes while he has his Vinegar Strokes, you can see into his soul. Its also the point in sex where you can't stop and have to finish.
Cathy: "So, how was Jeremy last night?"

Jasmine: "Amazing! He has a funny Vinegar Strokes though."

OR

Jake: "Dude, I called. Why didn't you pick up the phone?"

Jeremy: "I wish I could've, but I was in the middle of a Vinegar Strokes."

Jake: "Oh, I understand."
by asstrick September 20, 2011
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Vinegar Strokes

An old and very descriptive scouse expression depicting male masturbation.

Like the pouring of vinegar on fish & chips, with the bottle and it's bulbous head pointing down the vinegar bottle is shafted repeatedly in a downwards motion to release a tiny squirt of vinegar on every thrust, much like the male orgasm at the end point in which ejaculation is inevitable, coincidently producing a scrunched up face similar to one that has just sniffed vinegar.
Dave: that wank I had last night was lush
Paul: did your face scrunch up when you started on the vinegar strokes?
Dave: aye, it was like being in a chip shop
by danieboy777 February 01, 2015
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Vinegar Strokes

The absolute point of no return while masturbating for both male and females.
While James Docherty was masturbating, he reached the Vinegar Strokes prematurely, again.
by Edward Brereton September 29, 2011
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Vinegar Stroke

The arrival of pre-cum when having a sherman.
When answering the phone for example
"Bloody Hell that was bad timing I was just on the vinegar stroke !"
by Chris Craven November 30, 2003
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The movement and speed of the wrist whilst stimulating the penis, prior to firing your fat.

Similar to adding vinegar to your fresh, hot fish and chips.
Some extra moisture is needed. There isnt enough vinegar on my fish yet, if I give the bottle a vinegar stroke, there will be enough.
by thedaddy1971 September 15, 2010
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The term being to give an old lady a good rodgering with the aid of lubricant (because she is too old to get wet)
Mr A, sleeps with ol' Mrs Z, with a crusty sensation involved for Mr A. Question is... With all that dryness, does Mrs Z find it a pleasure - Practice the "Vinegar Stroke" tonight and find out for your self!
by twice nightly August 02, 2008
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Vinegar Strokes

Manual clitoral masturbation of a females vagina.
Tarquin realised his luck was in when as soon as he was behind closed doors with Matilda, she had dropped her trolleys and it wasn't long before he was building up the vinegar strokes.
by Bollockhead August 24, 2008
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