A swedish fish, often found in places around Sweden. Not often found within their actual country in which they're from. Usually they're complaining about how bad surrounding countries are, compared to "Sweden".

Some things a swedish fish would say:
"Sweden is real" such a Vilhelm
"I'm not a fish" said Vilhelm
"I don't like Norway" said the swedish fish called Vilhelm
by hahalaifhaha June 19, 2017
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iso kalu iso poika sataaana peerkile vitua mansikka.

A finish beast man
person 1: who tf is that? "pointing at the little man in the corner".
person 2: yo be quiet he will fuck you upp if he hears you., He person 1: aight man chill.
person 2: shit he's coming over here. Vilhelm
person 3: viitua saatana perkele "imma suck your cok"
"person 1 and 2 runs away in terror"
by Franklins 19 November 13, 2019
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Slang for a guy who always clutches the Gulag.
Vilhelm: ait guys, I'm coming back
Everyone: of course you are
by ThatGermanDude October 29, 2020
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kevin; just add water

kevin: then cha cha cha boobies

Maddie: id drink alottttttttttttttttttttta water

Maddie: and be like ASUOFOG.

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by kolare January 07, 2019
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very passiv agressive creature that can rip any smaller creater like a svante apart very quickly
no dont hit me im small vilhelm
by PAlllllelelelelelle February 27, 2017
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An ugly ass mother fucker.
Often from Sweden, blond, blue eyes and he looks very much as a Scandinavian little boy.
From my own experience tho I know 5 Vilhelm's, they're often very attracted to girls named Sandra.
Guy: ooh what an ugly ass mother fucker. Such a Vilhelm

Sandra: nooo I want him to fuck me hard as hell
by Gurly as fuck December 12, 2016
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A supreme overlord bound to conquer the entirety of the world.
Guy1: "I guess we should have seen it coming."
Guy2: "Such a Vilhelm, going and conquering the whole world."
Guy1: "At least we tried."
by Mega_Faggot69 April 06, 2018
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