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vilf

Virgin I'd Like to Fuck

"Damn tilf is a vilf"

by Lolzman September 08, 2004

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Be reet

a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.

Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."

by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007

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V.I.L.F

Stands For Vampire I'd Like To Fuck. Because there are alot of people out there killing to fuck a vampire.

"oh my gosh!"
"what!?"
"look to your right.."
"so? it's Edward Cullen?"
"yeah! oh yeah! he's a total V.I.L.F!"

by V.I.L.F January 11, 2009

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VILF

Vampire I'd Like to Fuck

Bree: *swoons* Oh my God, Edward Cullen...
Pogan: I know, he is a total VILF.
Bree: So are Jasper, Emmet, and Carlisle.
Pogan: You're right, they're all a bunch of VILF's

by ButterfliBritt August 09, 2008

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vilf

Vampire I'd Love to Fuck.
Take note, it's Love, so the vampire is REALLY hot.

Person 1: Have you read Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles?
Person 2: Why should I?
Person 1: First, the vampires don't sparkle.
Person 2: Then?
Person 1: The main guy, Lestat, is a VILF.

by Rockstar69 April 07, 2009