Person 1: Have you read Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles?
Person 2: Why should I?
Person 1: First, the vampires don't sparkle.
Person 2: Then?
Person 1: The main guy, Lestat, is a VILF.
Person 2: Why should I?
Person 1: First, the vampires don't sparkle.
Person 2: Then?
Person 1: The main guy, Lestat, is a VILF.
by Rockstar69 April 07, 2009
by Jorg Sacul August 05, 2006
by that girl possessed September 14, 2008
That railyard hobo Buddy Ham Sandwich is a vilf. I'd like to ride his rails if'n you know what I'm saying.
by Johnny Eightball July 08, 2004
by mrs.edward.cullen September 08, 2008
by antartica :] March 16, 2009