A sex lord whose code is 69.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Half Athlete

Half Nerd

accepting
affectionate
agreeable
encouraging
kindhearted
sincere
irreplaceable
one-of-a-kind
trustworthy
brotherly

and almost everyone is too small for him.