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Not to be confused with the video ho, the video vixen is a woman of a different and astonishing nature. A video vixen is capable of causing mutiple jerk off sessions during the period a day. A video vixen is not thought to be easily attainable even though her skin bearing appearance may lead one to assume otherwise. Video vixens are known to cause premature ejaculation. See Maya.
by Dagawd July 26, 2006
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A video vixen is a female of color or mixed ancestry who strips off her clothes, and put into a rap video as a prop.
by J Mac1 May 10, 2010
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Unlike the common definition that most people accept for the term "video vixen," a video vixen is NOT a sexy dancer in a music video. A vixen is in fact a fox (literally the animal)...or an argumentative female. Therefore, a music video which contains a woman arguing in it--or a fox dancing around in it--would thus contain a video vixen.
by truthteller2222 April 03, 2011