The capital city of South Australia, previously known as Adelaide has been officially designated a progress free zone because of the huge numbers of hysterical conservatives who bend over vomiting with rage and indignation whenever a new idea is presented.

Taking the stance that 'this new idea means that they think my old idea is bad'; the people of SA:SVU take such ideas, suggestions, and pleas for some sort of progress as a personal affront to their character - something which they shouldn't do, firstly because it's not how to have an adult conversation, and secondly because they have no character to speak of.

While many cities have their fair share of whinging, tiresome old shits; Adelaide has, because of decades of 'bright flight'; been left with a much higher percentage of shits than other major Australian cities.

SA:SVU is now a toxic hell hole for anyone with more than half a brain cell. Investors go where the talent is, and they're not going to Adelaide, the renewal project is a joke, and the festivals such as Fringe only serve to advertise what you can get in other cities all year round; but can only get in Adelaide for one month a year.

Those not ranting hysterically are making excuses for Adelaide; that a city with a population of 1.2 million doesn't need more business, entertainment, big name artist performance, good governance, or opportunities for young people to do well in their life.
Me: Hey, this bar has got half as many people in it as last year - how about we do something different to bring more punters in?

Special Victim: Well, I don't know why you've made that suggestion; you obviously hate the place. I go there, I suppose you hate me too. Gees, why can't you just accept the place for what it is ant stop being so negative?

Me: I see we're playing South Australia: Special Victims Unit again.
by bigredninja February 12, 2014
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Amber Heard is a Victim of Johnny Depp. Amber Heard is Innocent.
Johnny Depp is a Murderer who killed Anthony Fox. A Team Member's of Depp is also Money Laundering.
Anthony Fox in 2001 was going to testify against Depp, days before he went missing when Fox would have won the lawsuit.
Depp threatens Amber Heard to kill her daily with a 'crime scene’ from others doing what he wants or by himself literally.
Fox's case likely would have shown that Depp and his team were Money Laundering. Sounds like RICO Act is next on the list. People cannot harm her forever without some people globally doing something.
She also won that 12 out of 14 incidents of domestic violence against her were true as the UK judge got threatened... she did get to testify and won, just like Fox, a cold case, would have.
Amber Heard Victim of Johnny Depp gets reminded daily about Missing Anthony Fox like Depp's Staff.
Johnny Depp Murders Anthony Fox, and tries to Murder Amber Heard. Money Laundering and Organized Crime with RICO Act is serious. Staff are still intimidated years later about going 'missing'

You should be glad how well Amber Heard is doing without any help.
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A person who is so desperate to be a victim that they find irrelevant issues from past history to be offended about.
Look at that neo-victim squawking about being oppressed. She obviously has never experienced real oppression.
by Billy the omnipotent February 04, 2018
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An otherwise would-be well-educated person who is normally erudite and eloquent who cannot help but delve into spurts of hip hop, MTV-Raps-inspired ghettoisms. Typical symptoms include apparent bouts of foul cussing under moments of extreme duress, such as driving the freeways during rush hour. Often confused with Turret's Syndrome.
Can you believe that professor at Yale who's a closet MTV Raps victim? Just goes to show you that road rage and carpooling don't mix.
by Jim E Jamz June 07, 2011
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A person who is constantly facing some sort of hardship or traumatic experience whether true, self-inflicted or completely false. Typically a person is a perpetual victim for the sake of evoking sympathy from others or being the constant center of attention. These hardships are usually extreme and can be (but are not limited to) life-threatening sicknesses, family sicknesses, deaths, natural disasters, having to pay companies for products, IRS auditing, relationship problems, not being able to make money off of Games Workshop’s intellectual property, etc.
We used to believe Eric’s problems were legitimate, then I started keeping track & realized he’s never happy with Games Workshop or their products. He never actually pays Games Workshop for anything, instead using re-casters, 3D printers, and pirating many of their books. Now he thinks he’s a victim since the company is trying to restrict these activities.

Typical perpetual victim.
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Toxic abusive male- Oh, she's a special victim this one officer, she's not like all the rest of the special victims.
Officer- You have the right to remain silent asshole, you have no other rights, now shut up.
Toxic abusive male- Just trying to put in a good word for her, I know a lot of guys are getting badmouthed by special victims tonight, so I wanted to give you some good news.
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