When a man engages in cockblocking or dirty macking by offering the girl a logical breakdown or "helpful explanation."
Like "that guy" who always points out how magic tricks work.
Carlsen: Hey Mandy, let's go back to my place and watch the Arrested Development episodes we were talking about.

Mandy: That sounds great!!

Rick: Mandy, you do realize that Carlsen is smoothly shifting venues now, so when you're at his apartment he can physically escalate and sow his seed. The Arrested Development DVD is just a pawn in his love game.

Carslen and Mandy: Goddamnit! Quit victarding!
by Puntastic February 24, 2010
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One who acts very stupid, immature, and/or french. Often attributed to people who's family came from France and are a little slow to pick up on all things American.
"Hey guys have you heard that song Boom Boom Pow? its really cool, i heard it when i was in france."

"wow dont be victarded, that song came out like 5 years ago and only 13 year old girls like it."
by steezbomb April 06, 2010
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