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A shit, having the consistency of toothpaste, that contains enough mass so as it stacks upon itself it will create a pile of shit in the toilet bowl that breaches the water level in the bowl. The pile of crap in the toilet will resemble a volcano. (Vesuvius is a famous volcano in Italy.)
I don't know what I ate for lunch, but by two o'clock I had dropped a vesuvius in stall # 2
by Lou_III September 27, 2006
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Large zit looks like it could erupt or explode any second. The near thought of being around one of these are scary.
Holy shit dude you got a Vesuvius on your face its gonna blow stay away!
by QC hawkfan April 26, 2015
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Yo go get the vessel so we can erupt vesuvius right now hoe bagga!
by Nugga B August 29, 2006
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a great eruption, typically fronm the penis, causing a flow of lava (cum)
im gonna explode like vesuvius baby
by bigboy March 02, 2004
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When you jack off and your Previn erupts everywhere
I was just stranglebating and I erupted like Vesuvius
by Penetrator2 February 24, 2014
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