Any artist who jumps on a site, pwns all the non-artists, and gets tons of cred in the art world.
I was such a veSte on DeviantArt that all the mods got jealous and kicked me from teh site. LOLZ.
by ChristopherProngs June 30, 2010
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A sleeve-less piece of clothing worn by douche bags, or the bag that all the dicks are stored in
Oh man, today is going to suck... my boss is wearing his vest
by CORNEDBEEFANDTHESAVAGE April 25, 2018
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Crochless underwear for the upper torso
Dam did you see Felicia letting it all hang out in those crochless panties pulled over her head calling it a vest
by Hahahahak January 10, 2020
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To have been fisted, in an indeterminate orifice, all the way up to the fister's shoulder, and once his/her hand reaches the kidneys, their phalanges must be spread wide.

The name derives from the fact that only a vest can be worn during the act.
Example 1: Hey you! Ten seconds ago you were vested!
Example 2: I'm gonna vest you, boy!
by The Real Men. February 13, 2011
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-when one spends money frivolously to get laid
-investing in useless things to attract the attention of a special someone
Person 1- Wow, why did Steve spend so much money on that shirt?

Person 2- I don't know, dude. Steve just wants to get in her pants.

Person 1- Can't believe he is vesting so hard.
by bobskittlescents April 16, 2011
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To currently have on a ballistic vest or ballistic armor (bulletproof vest).
That nigga vested up. Gonna aim for the head.
by Red_5 October 17, 2009
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