the act of getting married, resulting in the "end of your life"
I cannot beleive we attended Bob's vertical funeral today, he is so screwed now.
by FoxHat March 05, 2007
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Vagina, pussy, cunt, slit, fish taco, open hole, one in the pink, pink large mouth, small mouth, lips, the carpet of the drapes, clit, sock, reversed penis, love maker, love breaker, dick rider
You have a pretty smile, I bet your vertical smile is even better
by 07sti kinda guy October 15, 2010
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aka a womans private area, also known as gash...
bro, tell your mum to wear pants in future, goddamit i could see her vertical bacon
by G-Pac June 21, 2005
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A person who assists or manually stimulates the clitorous in a motion that is similar to scratching a record vertically.
Biffy just gave Jennifer a Vertical DJ and made her squirt.
by Glitterzepeda December 21, 2013
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The resulting foam from a sweaty ass, and not wiping properly.
Dude I gotta go re-wipe, I got a vertical lather building.
by kirkson July 22, 2010
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