(ADJ) Used to describe a very short person in an ghetto educated manner.
Me: Hey Did you see that boy walk past just now.
You: Yeaahhh he was vertically impared
by Lil QuaQua February 23, 2012
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Daniel: Oh Whilliam you're so vertically obese you can almost reach the stars.
by Giitukj October 08, 2019
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The view of a vagial area that at a specific angle resembles the mouth of an animal of the arangatan family .
" Hey Frank did you see the VERTICAL MONKEY MOUTH on that sleezy stripper ,she should work at Arby's with them sleeves "
by CYPF. March 26, 2017
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The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.
"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."
by Austin Hunkoolovin August 15, 2009
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Guy 1: Dude, how'd the date go?
Guy 2: Well, let's just say I stuck it in her vertical pocket.
by Whoopdeedo December 04, 2014
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