Someone who's right on the cusp of sexual activity; derived from "verging" and "virgin." And yes, this is tongue-in-cheek.
Crystal was fixin' to have sex with Trevor, but I think she's still a vergin.
by Lemming November 13, 2003
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What Borat likes to call, a "pussy".
"Uhhh, yes, I wanta look at you vergin, yes."

"Ahaha, my sister uses to look at my brother in ze cage, 'cause he retard, and she use to open her legs and show her vergin to him and say, "You can't get dis, you can't, ahaha!" and we all use to laugh."
by Michael (Blue) Rotondo May 21, 2007
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The state or condition of being a vergin, i.e. one who has never had sex with a complete retard.
"but if its something rediculus ill take your verginity lol"
by Y. September 04, 2006
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A vegan virgin. Someone who has never had sex and doesn’t want to eat animals.
My poor nephew is a vergin. He has never been laid and still insists on being a vegan. I think if he had some red meat he could attract the ladies.
by Mandero November 08, 2020
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