The "rusty venture" is the name of a fictional sex act. The act is named after one of the main characters of the Adult Swim show "The Venture Bros.," Dr. Thaddeus S. "Rusty" Venture. It is referenced throughout season 4, episode 16.
The definition of the "rusty venture" is disputed among characters within the show:
1. (gay) Running one's finger around a man's anus, while simultaneously masturbating him, and making him release into his own face.
2. (gay) Two men performing a "69," filling each other's mouths with semen, then turning around and blowing the semen into each other's buttcracks.
3. (neutral) Placing one's penis into one end of a scuba snorkel, and putting the other end of the snorkel into one's own anus; the tube portion is then used simultaneously for masturbation and anal insertion, until one releases and allows semen to flow through the snorkel into one's own anus.
4. (gay) (definition unclear until uncut DVD is released, or someone with a better imagination comes along)
5. (straight) a) The "rusty" portion consists of a man having anal sex with a constipated woman, allowing her to defecate on his penis; when the man orgasms, he releases a mixture of semen and feces onto the woman's back. b) The "venture" portion consists of the man eating the "rusty" portion's resultant mixture from the woman's back without the assistance of hands (or implied other utensils).
6. (neutral) The result of masturbating to the point of one's penis becoming red and sore.
The definition of the "rusty venture" is disputed among characters within the show:
1. (gay) Running one's finger around a man's anus, while simultaneously masturbating him, and making him release into his own face.
2. (gay) Two men performing a "69," filling each other's mouths with semen, then turning around and blowing the semen into each other's buttcracks.
3. (neutral) Placing one's penis into one end of a scuba snorkel, and putting the other end of the snorkel into one's own anus; the tube portion is then used simultaneously for masturbation and anal insertion, until one releases and allows semen to flow through the snorkel into one's own anus.
4. (gay) (definition unclear until uncut DVD is released, or someone with a better imagination comes along)
5. (straight) a) The "rusty" portion consists of a man having anal sex with a constipated woman, allowing her to defecate on his penis; when the man orgasms, he releases a mixture of semen and feces onto the woman's back. b) The "venture" portion consists of the man eating the "rusty" portion's resultant mixture from the woman's back without the assistance of hands (or implied other utensils).
6. (neutral) The result of masturbating to the point of one's penis becoming red and sore.
Whore: "I'm gonna give you a rusty venture!"
Brock: "Don't believe the hype. A rusty venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red 'n sore."
Brock: "Don't believe the hype. A rusty venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red 'n sore."
by jigen87 November 24, 2010
(n.)
1. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's ass hole while you jack the guy off into his own asshole.
2. When you 69 and you feel eachother's mouths with cum, then you turn over and fill eachother's assholes with the cum.
3. What you do is you take a scuba snorkel and you put your dick in the wee bendy mouth part, then you snake the other end right up your back gadras. Then you just grab the middle of that snorkel and your fucking your own ass and pulling of your crank at the same time and you're spending your own jacksey! Now THAT is a Rusty Venture!**
**A.K.A. A double frog-man
4. When you fist the guy and you open up your hand inside his asshole (he has to be laying down), and whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.
5. A straight move: You take a girl out to dinner and you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick and you rub it on her back.**
**Note: This is simply a Rusty. In order for it to be a Rusty Venture you must eat whatever is rubbed on her back without using your hands.
6. When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
7. No where near as good as an Action Johnny.
1. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's ass hole while you jack the guy off into his own asshole.
2. When you 69 and you feel eachother's mouths with cum, then you turn over and fill eachother's assholes with the cum.
3. What you do is you take a scuba snorkel and you put your dick in the wee bendy mouth part, then you snake the other end right up your back gadras. Then you just grab the middle of that snorkel and your fucking your own ass and pulling of your crank at the same time and you're spending your own jacksey! Now THAT is a Rusty Venture!**
**A.K.A. A double frog-man
4. When you fist the guy and you open up your hand inside his asshole (he has to be laying down), and whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.
5. A straight move: You take a girl out to dinner and you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick and you rub it on her back.**
**Note: This is simply a Rusty. In order for it to be a Rusty Venture you must eat whatever is rubbed on her back without using your hands.
6. When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
7. No where near as good as an Action Johnny.
by sexylexic November 23, 2010
When you jerk-off so much that your dick gets all red and sore.
A Rusty Venture is a commonly overused and misinterpreted term for various sex acts, both heterosexual and homosexual. It is commonly confused with bizarre and often dangerous scat play.
-Sourced from the television series The Venture Brothers.
A Rusty Venture is a commonly overused and misinterpreted term for various sex acts, both heterosexual and homosexual. It is commonly confused with bizarre and often dangerous scat play.
-Sourced from the television series The Venture Brothers.
by atomicsushi November 22, 2010
someone with enough money to gamble $50 million or so by purchasing overvalued companies that seem to offer "the next big thing" but in the end turn out to be just another "flash in the pan".
Bob: I just finished writing a program that takes anyone's picture that you upload to the website, and automatically superimposes it on a naked body with the best match.
Bill: That's pretty perverted, and pointless, I might add.
Bob: I know. But all I need is enough page views to get some venture capitalists salivating and I'll be set for life. They can have all of the headaches when it becomes obvious that no one will pay to use it because everyone already has Photoshop.
Bill: That's pretty perverted, and pointless, I might add.
Bob: I know. But all I need is enough page views to get some venture capitalists salivating and I'll be set for life. They can have all of the headaches when it becomes obvious that no one will pay to use it because everyone already has Photoshop.
by gawthic1 June 26, 2008
by ratnest November 24, 2010
by Human Target November 23, 2010
Hotly debated sexual practice. Many definitions can be found but the overwhelming consensus defines the activity as overactive masturbation that results in a raw, red dick.
by James( MonkeyMan) November 23, 2010