"Hey dad, I decided to get into ventriloquism."

".......That's worse than wanting to be a mime."

Yo, your girl ventriloquated you.

I didn't say dinner tasted nasty, Nick ventriloquized me or something, that's why you thought it was me!

"Hey, you up for some ventriloquism tonight??"

Haley has this amazing talent. She has mastered the ability of rectal ventriloquism.

Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."

Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."

I was at the bar drinking when someone pulled a gun and I just sat there until I experienced Anal Ventriloquism and knew it was time to get out of there!