evil machine that steals countless quarters from people and kills 8 a year (those dumases deserve, killed by a soda machine is sad)
by grisha July 16, 2003
"That bar last night was a straight up vending machine man" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley
by Snaplatts February 20, 2018
Something Ikebukuro is running out of.
"Dude, did you see that flying vending machine the other day!?"
"Yeah, it had to be {Shizuo Heiwajima}!"
"Yeah, it had to be {Shizuo Heiwajima}!"
by fuckingpeterick December 19, 2016
by A pimp named slickback June 25, 2007
by jlunsford2 May 07, 2018
vending machine means a woman or prostitute. You give them money and they disperse just as a food vending machine would.
by koksta September 14, 2009
the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.
"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"
by UkeDaMan March 19, 2010