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evil machine that steals countless quarters from people and kills 8 a year (those dumases deserve, killed by a soda machine is sad)
u dirty evil machine, give me my soda and money!
by grisha July 16, 2003
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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A group of super attractive women or men. Individually they are usually referred to as a snack
"That bar last night was a straight up vending machine man" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley
by Snaplatts February 20, 2018
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Something Ikebukuro is running out of.
"Dude, did you see that flying vending machine the other day!?"
"Yeah, it had to be {Shizuo Heiwajima}!"
by fuckingpeterick December 19, 2016
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vending machine means a woman or prostitute. You give them money and they disperse just as a food vending machine would.
Hey that chicks a vending machine, i'd love to buy a packet of mucus
by koksta September 14, 2009
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