To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.
Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.
by Anti-Texas March 15, 2010
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When someone doesn't know anything they will say vending truck. When you see the food truck outside of retail row you would call it a vending truck.
Ryan "do you see that vending truck"
Braxton"ha ha"
Carson "it is a good truck idiot"
by It is ja boi May 21, 2018
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When you don't remember the word food truck you might call it a vending truck because you are stupid.
Ryan "do you see that vending truck"
Someone smarter "idiot it is not called a vending truck"
Everyone with a brain "hahaha idiot"
by It is ja boi June 02, 2018
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Someone who wanders over to an obviously empty vending machine and stares at it for several minutes in the hope that through sheer will power alone the vending machine will magically refill itself.
He stared at me with that vacant look for several minutes like a Vending Valkyrie.
by Tiglath June 18, 2015
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Vend me, is to request services or goods to be sold to one.
Please vend me a cup of coffee.
by Smokinejn May 17, 2016
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