An adult toy in which two consenting males engage in consensual anal activities . Also used to describe a homosexual male that hammers his partner like a hammer with the soft touch like velvet.
He hammered me like the velvet hammer that he his.
by PETTYMURPHY44 August 28, 2017
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When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.
She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.
by Booshaker February 27, 2016
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A beautiful, tasty, pussy that is freshly shaved and as smooth as velvet.
I was jonesing for an ice cream cone, but my girl's velvet hoo hoo looked much more desirable.
by SlimShadee June 13, 2016
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The act of adding bubble bath vaginally accidentally before intercourse. The soapy bubbles mix together to create frothyness that spills out from the vagina. This is due to the agitation of the penis inside the vagina.
Stole the towel my girlfriend after her bubble bath, gave her one hell of a velvet jacuzzi.
by Fathering run perturbed August 27, 2016
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Someone who knows that Isabella from Phineas & Ferb would veat Goro from Mortal Kombat with ease
Man Velvet Jassholes suck, just because a child pushed a mountain into a city doesn't mean she beats a half sragon with 4 arms

Yes it does fuckwit
by VelvetVessel July 30, 2021
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Describes an intelligent, ambitious, decent and friendly lady in public, but in private with her husband or committed life partner will desire her man in every part of her body with passion and love from deep within her soul
Joe is extremely happy being married to Tiffany, I think she must be velvet lightening.
by Exbublhed July 24, 2021
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