When a dude take a piss with so much force it creates a splash-back, and spray pattern on the walls, toilet paper, and dislodges crap-spackle. Can be accompanied by an escapee or sharts.
My High Velocity Urine HVU was so strong I took out the crap-spackle that was stuck under the toilet rim from three weeks ago.
by SuperProcrastina June 24, 2013
the moment you realize your phone is broken and the only way to fix it is by throwing it against the wall!
The tech agent told me that i have to perform a high velocity impact reset on my phone?! Wheres the button to do that?!
by xMASTADONx December 29, 2011
A freeway, highway, toll road, expressway where the speed limit is at least 70 MPH and the motor vehicles traversing it are traveling at least 5MPH faster than the limit
Also called HVP
Also called HVP
by Seadhli July 01, 2008
"Well it look like Jeff is going to be a low cost high velocity bullet stopper, I mean soldier."
"Yeah and I'm going Medical (corps) so try not to get shot Jeffie!"
"Yeah and I'm going Medical (corps) so try not to get shot Jeffie!"
by Olive Thomas July 10, 2005
Paternal Velocity
n.
The speed of sperm, semen or ejaculate as it comes out of the phallus or penis. This speed is usually 31 mph on average. Reaching terminal velocity is also known as cumming.
See also: Dad Speed
n.
The speed of sperm, semen or ejaculate as it comes out of the phallus or penis. This speed is usually 31 mph on average. Reaching terminal velocity is also known as cumming.
See also: Dad Speed
"Last night I finally reached paternal velocity, now she has a broken jaw."
"Dude I got a ticket last night for reaching Paternal Velocity in a residential"
"Dude I got a ticket last night for reaching Paternal Velocity in a residential"
by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016
Earth's true angular velocity, ωEarth, is equal to 15.04108°/mean solar hour (360°/23 hours 56 minutes 4 seconds)
by physicsnoob:p September 12, 2020
by Barry B33 B3nson January 02, 2021