1. A nickname for anyone who looks like a vegetable (ex: their hair sprouts out of the top of their head), or someone who shoves and hides vegetables up their ass.
2. If this person wears glasses, they could called "veggie vision"

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

Like a furry, but for plants

a vegetarian person.

a wedgie in a woman's jewels

Vagina + Wedgie = veggie

the most autistic fuck you know

Otherwise known as a front wedgie or vaginal wedgie. This is where the panties (usually something skimpy like a thong), is shoved between the "lips" or labia of the vagina