For dinner at our place next week, I wanted to know of any of you are totally vegetarian.

Friend:”Hey I’m going out for a burger, would you like one”
Vegetarian friend:”No thanks, I’m a VEGETARIAN. but you can eat whatever you want, it’s just your lifestyle choice.”
Friend:”That’s cool.”

You see that guy who regularly does not eat meat, yea he’s a vegetarian

Dude, I wish you had told me she was a vegetarian, cuz now she's walking around with one eye sealed shut

"Aren't you sick of all those harem protagonists never getting anywhere with their girls?"
"Yeah. They're such vegetarians."

You know she craves attention because she's a vegetarian.

Vegetarians are uncultured bastard fools.