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Something that Bishops and Generals catch from public toilet seats.
The rest of us can catch it from fucking prostitutes.
Don't fuck her, she's probably got vd.
by soreofhing July 06, 2009
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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"I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD"
by poophead234 August 07, 2011
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Indeed, VD does mean venereal disease. There was a big deal about it in World War II, I think.
Bill: Does VD mean very dumb?
Fill: No it means venereal disease. There was a big deal about it in World War II, I think
by unusu-al August 31, 2003
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"I have what's known as a venereal disease (VD)."

"How'd you get it?"

"From fuckin'."
by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006
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Short for Valentine's Day. Usually sent to your sweetheart that you have had sexual intercourse with.
"Happy VD, I hope you didnt get it from me."
by Rackal July 19, 2008
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