the name of puerto rican gods

The act of knocking down the oppenent's receivers in a game of Nfl Blitz before the receiver has made contact with the ball (blatant pass interference if it were real football).

Angry Puerto Rican parts manager that drinks heavily on Saturdays.

The act of peeing on someone with a large head

The absolute goat no one comes close
He’s 18 years old and plays for Real Madrid
Has a big ass forehead

A friendly, sociable, easy-going guy, who is sometimes manic, always fun and usually of Puerto Rican descent. Friends love him; Geico fears him. Hobbies include food-photography, moonlighting as a midget pole dancer that vaguely resembles Rod Stewart and compulsively playing with light switches.

A track runner who is very talented and who gets all A's. Usually has 2 annoying sisters who are twins and who are mean.

Also a person who had a crazy ex in 6th grade. The best person you could ask for.