A craphole pub in Cardiff city centre that caters for under 18 goth children who cannot get served for alcohol anywhere else.

Is closely guarded by Jim who will not hesitate to whack you with his broom is you get any way out of line.

Also is notorious for serving great curly fries with a side order of Mayonnaise (aka. Rimmer's spunk)
Are you going to the firkin?
Yes mate, cos its the only place I can get drunk!
by Nate August 12, 2004
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when you do cool things in fallout new vegas
player: im going to kill all of the brotherhood of steel and ncr at the same time
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN
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The underlying area of the female anatomy just below the pelvic region that is mainly purposed for reproduction, typically housing a faint odor of day old fish.
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When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault
“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”
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a digital folder containing images one might pleasure themselves to. Also known as a spank bank
Sally sent me nudes last night, I added them to that jack vault immediately
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The Lady Vault is a ladies term for Masturbatory Aids. Similar to a "spank bank" but for ladies.
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Security features of encryption and protection in advance form of web storage.
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