Urban Dictionary: vaulted

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When a secret or an important piece of information is confirmed safe with the person you have entrusted it with.

"Sarah, I want to tell you that I actually have a Spice Girls doll collection...and I brush their hair while listening to 'Wannabe'."

"Don't worry Stuart. It's totally vaulted."

by Sahara June 20, 2003

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Vaulted

To have the developers of fortnite remove a weapon from battle royale due to it being too op for reddit soyboys to not complain about. Normally the removed weapon is replaced with a less-cooler weapon like the fucking hunting rifle that is absolute trash and nobody asked for it.

Autistic guy: Fortnite vaulted the homing missile, reeeeeeeeeee!
Autistic guy 2: Well us reddit soyboys got butthurt and wanted it out because we can't build lol.
Autistic guy: EVERYBODY LIKED THE HOMING MISSILE, ITS FUCKING RETARDED THAT YOU GOYS GOT RID OF IT, IF THERE WAS A WEAPON TO GET RID OF IT SHOULD BE THE SUBMACHINE GUN, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Autistic guy 2: Change triggers me, i don't take major changes well, please be patient I have autism.

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by PLAYERUNKNOWN April 24, 2018

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A term coined by the hit-show Seinfeld, the word vaulted means to keep a secret safe.

" Can you keep a secret? "
" Oh yes, i'll put it in the vault. "
" I am into beastiality. "
" Vaulted. "

by ManInTheBox March 21, 2005

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This could be used when saying you jumped over something.

"aww man i totally vaulted that massive horse o'er there! Twas f**king amazin' dude"

"aww man wicked i might try vaulting that car naa!"

by Megz March 21, 2005

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to reach back far into the depths of ones brain to pull out an embarassing story of someone you know and tell it to a group of people

Bob vaulted Sam the other day, Bob told all of Sam's friends what he did two years ago at that party

by Tom Hankard December 11, 2006

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Originally seen on the General Mayhem forums, Vault is the place where we keep the funny, aka, comedy gold, platinum and plutonium. only the finest metals of comedy are vaulted.

This has to be VAULTED!!!! HILARIOUS! IM SO SERIOS RITE NOW!

by cuntbag March 21, 2005

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