When a secret or an important piece of information is confirmed safe with the person you have entrusted it with.
"Sarah, I want to tell you that I actually have a Spice Girls doll collection...and I brush their hair while listening to 'Wannabe'."

"Don't worry Stuart. It's totally vaulted."
by Sahara June 20, 2003
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A term coined by the hit-show Seinfeld, the word vaulted means to keep a secret safe.
" Can you keep a secret? "
" Oh yes, i'll put it in the vault. "
" I am into beastiality. "
" Vaulted. "
by ManInTheBox March 21, 2005
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This could be used when saying you jumped over something.
"aww man i totally vaulted that massive horse o'er there! Twas f**king amazin' dude"

"aww man wicked i might try vaulting that car naa!"
by Megz March 21, 2005
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to reach back far into the depths of ones brain to pull out an embarassing story of someone you know and tell it to a group of people
Bob vaulted Sam the other day, Bob told all of Sam's friends what he did two years ago at that party
by Tom Hankard December 11, 2006
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Originally seen on the General Mayhem forums, Vault is the place where we keep the funny, aka, comedy gold, platinum and plutonium. only the finest metals of comedy are vaulted.
This has to be VAULTED!!!! HILARIOUS! IM SO SERIOS RITE NOW!
by cuntbag March 21, 2005
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a section of the mind devoted to sexually arousing things you have seen and use for masturbation
guy1: dude, did you just see that??!? that woman's tit just popped out!

guy2: yes i did. it's going up in the vault for later
by fyfy2300 December 04, 2013
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Hybrid energy citrus soda created by the Coca-Cola company. Released nationwide in 2006. The refreshing taste resembles that of "Surge", a failed beverage by Coca-Cola about 5 years ago.
Person 1 - "Yo this Surge is off the hook! Why do they call it Vault?"
Person 2 - "It's not Surge, it's a Hybrid energy soda. A trailblazer of sorts in the soda industry."
by Gunther138 March 23, 2006
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