Vasili is a man of many myths, they say he has killed two hundred men with nothing but his breath. They say children's souls are still stuck in his pores screaming and spitting out ooze and pus. He wears glasses, oh those poor glasses they have seen too much. He stinks of tuna and Marley and rumor has it if you recite the ritual "poopy, stinky..." in your bathroom window (between 3 am to 5 am) three times he will appear in his natural form. He has slain many woman such as Itzel and Maliik with his mighty Chode. Do not speak the name Vasili Lainas, you have been warned!

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.