Stop varting at me!
That wasn't a fart, that was a vart
by MP October 26, 2004
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When excess amounts of compressed air trapped in an often times cavernous vagina, is released.

Term often used by teenagers in the 60's. Very much like queef is used today.

A combination of the words vagina and fart.

My vagina was pounded so hard that when Mandingo pulled out, I let out an enormous vart.

I sneezed so hard that I accidentally varted at the same time.
by glenda t. watsqueef May 08, 2008
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a fart out of your vagina... they happen to even the best of the girls. (myself included) aka, a queef
After going at it a while air get's sucked into your vagina and you vart.
by Kelsey Kitrell May 11, 2003
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After we had sex, she laid the biggest vart I've ever heard!
by Rawbg October 25, 2002
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(Vaginal Farts) - After sex (especially doggy style) a woman's vagina and uterus move back to their normal positions, producing a fart-like sound from the vagina.
I pulled out to a whopping chorus of varts, prompting my girlfriend to exclaim, "My it's awfully blustery for a summer night in here!"
by Felix Appleby September 06, 2006
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A pussy fart, usually from a penis pushing in and then letting go, creating a noise called a vart.
Craigs mom varted so loud, the whole country shook!
by USWx July 20, 2005
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Portmanteau word combining Vagina and Fart, hence a vaginal fart otherwise known as a fanny fart
The other kind of noise is the oft made fun of farting noise that occurs after air is forced into my vagina during sex or daily life. My roommate informed me of a slang term they use in Kamloops for this but I forget it (wait, it's queef, and many people seem to use this judging by the emails I've been getting...Another suggestion: vart).
by Schenker April 16, 2004
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