a girl who only hooks up with varsity athletes; often either passed around on just one sports team or multiple sports teams.

Varsity Rebel is an absolute mad lad who owns Dream Team. She is a nocturnal mongoloid and sells exploits to fund her alcoholic addiction. Her dad is 3 years younger than her but somehow, the family works out.

A bunch of fake redneck, small dicked, cat fucking faggots that have never played an honest game of golf in their lives. A Smith Card, also known a cheat sheet, is usually what is given as the final score. Once the coaches walk away, the fun in the woods begins. If you are quiet, you can hear the skin slapping and the cats meowing.

the team you wanna be on when it's time to get nasty!

'Mi-ss Var-sit-e' Being totally awesome at Soccer.

Member of the Anglican Communion (e.g. Episcopalian)

Big nice looking boobs. The opposite of giant flap jack tits with nipples the size of yarmulkes.