He lost his wife in a car accident last year and the doctor has diagnosed him with a case of varen.

Yoo last night I hit this Jawn her shit was so wet I had to dirty Varen her

bandit: WHY DO YU KEEP CALLING ME YUR LIL FELON I CANY BREATHEEEEEEEE
beck: u can't breath because u haven't come out of ur mom's uterus ! bwaby bwandit ! bwaby bwandit commuting bwaby cwimes ! eating bwaby chicken !
varen: wtf
beck: lol ur my fav lil felon called bandit / varen