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Wanker with a german accent. But I use it in chat rooms to get away with saying wanker without it getting filtered.
Guy - Up Urs Vanker!
by The Koaladude September 11, 2005
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A common mispronounciation for wanker yet with a russian twist, therefore I suppose it is a russian wanker. Meaning more money, less class and more vodka. Still it's better than being a straight up wanker cause who honestly wants to be called that?
1. Your russain? you fucking vanker you.
2. Where the fuck is that vanker?

Plural:

1. Those vankers need to lay off.
2. Russia is a bunch of vankers.

As a Verb:

1. Stop vanking off on my girlfriends couch its getting irritating.
2. Well thats because you vank to german fetish porn.
by Voltainia March 06, 2011
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