Wanker with a german accent. But I use it in chat rooms to get away with saying wanker without it getting filtered.
by The Koaladude September 11, 2005
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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A common mispronounciation for wanker yet with a russian twist, therefore I suppose it is a russian wanker. Meaning more money, less class and more vodka. Still it's better than being a straight up wanker cause who honestly wants to be called that?
1. Your russain? you fucking vanker you.
2. Where the fuck is that vanker?
Plural:
1. Those vankers need to lay off.
2. Russia is a bunch of vankers.
As a Verb:
1. Stop vanking off on my girlfriends couch its getting irritating.
2. Well thats because you vank to german fetish porn.
2. Where the fuck is that vanker?
Plural:
1. Those vankers need to lay off.
2. Russia is a bunch of vankers.
As a Verb:
1. Stop vanking off on my girlfriends couch its getting irritating.
2. Well thats because you vank to german fetish porn.
by Voltainia March 06, 2011
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Same meaning as Wanker but especially curated for Bartenders in Vancouver who tend to juggle spirits instead of pouring drinks -leaving their customer to wait far too long.
by Tinoftuna September 05, 2019
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