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noun
1. A creamy, goopy, white dessert that is vanilla flavored.
2. Cum, or the combined cum of partners.
1. A creamy, goopy, white dessert that is vanilla flavored.
2. Cum, or the combined cum of partners.
1. Oh boy! Mom made us vanilla pudding for dessert.
2. Oh no! We stained the couch with our vanilla pudding.
2. Oh no! We stained the couch with our vanilla pudding.
by monica borbele August 20, 2009
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
2
The act of shooting your semen into a girl's vagina then using your tongue to scoop it out as you would a cup of vanilla pudding without a spoon.
Ross: Yo, man, I totally vanilla pudding'd Stacey last night!
Tyler: Dude you should have just used a spoon.
Tyler: Dude you should have just used a spoon.
by D1ld0Sagg1ns January 28, 2016
3
Something that is extremely strange, awkward and generally makes no sense at all. Something totally without logic and severely disjointed in all possible ways.
Origins point to a facebook wall-to-wall that reads like this:
Guy1:Man we haven't partied since the summer. But dang I just remembered I can't party this weekend either. -_-
Guy2:it was vanilla pudding!
Origins point to a facebook wall-to-wall that reads like this:
Guy1:Man we haven't partied since the summer. But dang I just remembered I can't party this weekend either. -_-
Guy2:it was vanilla pudding!
I managed to successfully make a round square in the laboratory today using conventional house hold items.
That a lot of vanilla pudding you just uttered.
That a lot of vanilla pudding you just uttered.
by GothicDeath November 13, 2010
4
a chubby, pale white girl who is sexually promiscuous. A VP is not physically attractive, but has a reputation for being very talented sexually, especially at oral sex.
by BillCozby May 03, 2010
5
If your partner has back or shoulder acne, when intimate and before they cum, you find the pimples and bite them; filling your mouth with their puss, they also cum in your mouth, swallowing both the acne and cum
by McD’s September 22, 2019