An Irish singer born in 1945. His career spans from the 1960s till the present. He sang such hits as, "Brown Eyed Girl", Gloria and "Moondance". He was greatly influenced by black music (and sometimes forgets that he himself is not black).
But we love Van the Man.

A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.

Same set up as the Dirty Sanchez, but when it comes to delivery you poke the girl in each eye -- she's now your 'Brown Eyed Girl"