Urban Dictionary: van bramer

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I tagged Brewer's mom last night and man, she's got a huge van bramer! I had to floss for like an hour after munching on that carpet.

by Sean November 18, 2003

Jul 29 Word of the Day

Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.

Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...

by brownsuite September 24, 2011

an excessively hairy vagina, that needs a weed whacker taken to it, before you part the meat curtains.

Toss me the hedge trimmers Jose' I've gotta take down that van bramer.

by St. Joe November 11, 2003

a woman with a very large bush. See also chiapet, hairpie.

did you see the van bramer on that cougar?

by St. Joe November 04, 2003