The game we hate love and love the hate not to mention the broken comp system.
I play 5 HOURS of Valorant just to stay in bronze. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Junkyard Jarvis April 16, 2021
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A game created by ‘RIOT GAMES’... this game ruined twitch chats for eternity. thats all. CS:GO/Overwatch mix, cool but could’ve done a NORMAL closed beta instead of getting everyones hopes up
So you played Valorant?

Oh you mean the game you can only get off of RNG? nah man RIOT Did me Dirty #FeelsBadMan
by icantrunsteam April 08, 2020
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A horrible game which tries way to hard for people to take it seriously. The ranked mode matchmaking makes it impossible to have fun with your friends. The game also likes to not acknowledge that people have different skill levels and by skill level I mean they happened to get a lower rank in placements due to meaningless rng . This game is vile in every way it can be. Most people play this game because they probably cant get higher then gold. Riot games is also common for releasing un finished agents which they clearly haven't tested before hand. If you can't get higher than plat in this game your most likely also bad at csgo which also means you shoulds stop playing fps games and get on a moba like league of legends of hero of the storm. There is also a 38% chance the average valorant player used to play overwatch or csgo. There is a 80% chance the player base paid for their overpriced cosmetics. This game makes fortnite look generous with their skins. 99% chance riot games will drop this game due to the decline in player base.
by SteveTHemNa March 07, 2021
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The N word and racial slurs, sexism, and ableism.
That dude plays Valorant. He whas a valorant-like personality
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A slang term frequently used by gays to request rough anal sex
Joe: Hey man can you hop on valorant?
Jeff: sure 😏😏
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In addition to the Stolen Valor Act of 2013 (Federal law), Stolen Valor (Urban Dictionary) also encompasses the flaunting of prior peacetime military service (by way of hat/cap or other military garb), in order to obtain undeserved social benefits and/or in order to seek admiration, act cool, or be macho. Example: When a prior peacetime service member contracts a serious, sometimes-fatal disease, caused by prior intravenous, illicit drug use and thereafter that service member deceitfully obtains disability benefits from the U.S. Government and later uses a "Disabled Vet" license plate in order to park in handicapped spaces, when that individual's physical limitations are not impaired whatsoever.
Just another case of a parking thief using #Stolen Valor when nothing is wrong with them. A simple case of #Stolen Valor, urban style. He/she is just using #Stolen Valor to get in front of the others. If it were not for his/her #Stolen Valor, he/she would have to wait like the rest of us.
by Unstoppable Karma September 20, 2019
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A sexual maneuver where a masked man has anal sex with a woman, racing to finish before a time bomb detonates.

For purists, the bomb is set to six muntes, seven seconds.
I was in the middle of giving her a Colonel Valor, when I realized it wasn't about her.
by Purist86 January 01, 2011
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