the man that defines skating. allthough he has been skating for more than 14 years, he goes out and does his best. talk shit about what he loves to do and you are liable to get your ass kicked.
widely known to kick the shit out of four asswipes who called him a "skater fag."
Mike V. vs Four Random Ocks (CKY3)
by raab February 16, 2004
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He’s a great guy and you won’t find anyone like him so cherish him. He is great in the bed room if you know what I mean. Oh by the way he fits in a magnum condom. If you haven’t found a brandon go find one
Hoe#1:damn have you seen that guy Brandon Valle

Hoe#2:omg yassss I need his kids
by Youze a lame May 26, 2018
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The man that defines what a skater is he gos out and rides everyday and doesnt go and do the biggest thing he can have fun riding parking blocks and thats what skating is about going out and doin the little stuf not tryin to be on top he skates for him self and if u say other wise he'll kick the crap out of u and so will i
by Jon Bonaldo June 21, 2003
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The most beautiful girl i’ve ever seen in my whole life.I love her so much,I will do anything for her.When I see her she gives me this feeling no one else gives me she is a very very special to me,she is my whole world,and i love every single thing about her.I don’t know what i be doing without her rn,I can see my whole future with her and that’s something i never usually get.Her smile,eyes,body gets me hella coocoo,especially those good morning kisses or any type of huggin that shit gets me coocoo asf,and i love it💗💍😩
I love you,staci del valle!
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A very big school in the extreme city limits of east Austin, TX. Home to the Cardinals, hoodrats and potheads. This school is about 75% hispanic, 15% black, 9% white and 1% other, so good luck trying to make a diverse set of friends here. Their basketball and soccer teams are actually really good but they lack funding thanks to the district pouring most of the athletic funding towards the average football team. fights and drama occur about once a week in this school, sometimes over really stupid shit. just about everyone here smokes weed, causing the school to smell of pot every day. This school used to suck ass but thanks to the rapid development of nearby suburbs, an influx of students and parents who care about their education are making this school a somewhat sought-after district, causing this school to go from a C rating from the TEA to a B rating. While it still has a long way to go to becoming Westlake high, it has the potential to do so if the district controls the hood rat activities plaguing this school.
Emma: Yo, Lauren, did you see that teen over there? He’s from Del Valle High School.

Lauren: I heard that school has became a somewhat good school.
by Faze Nasch June 3, 2020
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