He’s a great guy and you won’t find anyone like him so cherish him. He is great in the bed room if you know what I mean. Oh by the way he fits in a magnum condom. If you haven’t found a brandon go find one
Hoe#1:damn have you seen that guy Brandon Valle

Hoe#2:omg yassss I need his kids
by Youze a lame May 25, 2018
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A very big school in the extreme city limits of east Austin, TX. Home to the Cardinals, hoodrats and potheads. This school is about 75% hispanic, 15% black, 9% white and 1% other, so good luck trying to make a diverse set of friends here. Their basketball and soccer teams are actually really good but they lack funding thanks to the district pouring most of the athletic funding towards the average football team. fights and drama occur about once a week in this school, sometimes over really stupid shit. just about everyone here smokes weed, causing the school to smell of pot every day. This school used to suck ass but thanks to the rapid development of nearby suburbs, an influx of students and parents who care about their education are making this school a somewhat sought-after district, causing this school to go from a C rating from the TEA to a B rating. While it still has a long way to go to becoming Westlake high, it has the potential to do so if the district controls the hood rat activities plaguing this school.
Emma: Yo, Lauren, did you see that teen over there? He’s from Del Valle High School.

Lauren: I heard that school has became a somewhat good school.
by Faze Nasch June 02, 2020
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A high school in a town called Del valle just 15 minutes outside of Austin TX. Very ghetto 10/10 don’t recommend. Sports teams suck tbh
Ew... you’re from Del valle high school?
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A very fat maecian friend that you have. he might play baseball but he is really bad
Whats your name? Eddie Del Valle. lmao bye
by sjxkmdkmdcnckndsnknds October 30, 2017
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when you convince someone to volunteer for something but make it seem like it is their idea.
Mrs Jasper: "would you like to volunteer to present your project"
You: "no"
Mrs Jasper: "ok well too late i voluntold (vall-uhn-tohld) you"
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