Valley Springs

A small town in the foothills east of Stockton. No one knows that it exists. The town has very few stores or attractions and people complain about the 4-way stop traffic. A nice place to drive by on the way to somewhere else. Also has Burger King if you're hungry.

Pata Sucia: Spanglish; Direct translation- dirty foot; used in reference to men and women who remove their shoes in public and then proceed to walk barefooted wherever they may be; mainly found at night clubs or after being at a night club.

LADIES, YOUR STILETTOS MAY BE PAINFUL, BUT THAT IS THE CHALLENGE YOU ACCEPTED WHEN YOU PUT THEM ON. BEAUTY=PAIN

a small town consisting of one four-way stop, no traffic lights, constant run-ins with people at the only grocery store, 45 minute drives to the movies, and just recently opened up taco bell.

Located in Calaveras County
Founded by Mexicans. This small town is located in the gold miners country. It consists of one four-way stop, 1 and a half grocery stores, 2 gas stations and a few fast food restaurants. Also home to Hogan Lake. This town is a small hick town out in the stix. The nearest high school is 15 minuts away. There is only one way to this high school and it consists of a twising road through the foothills where you eventually lose signal for the radio. This town is also known as Loserville, Hickville, and Where-the-hell-am-i-ville.