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acronym for VAST ACTIVE LIVING INTELLIGENCE SYSTEM.
Valis is the hologram-projecting sattelite orbiting the earth that makes things seem as they are. Often mistaken for God.
The book VALIS by Philip K. Dick changed my life.
by Duke of Orlando March 27, 2004
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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fantastic. a human being in perfection. wondiferous. spectacular in bed. can be used as a synonym with perfect. has all redeemable qualities ever thought of. very awesome. originates from the jungles of Serbia. a person in perfection.
Man 1: "Damn, that girl's spectacular in bed."
Man 2: "Yeah, she has all redeemable qualities. I met her in her hometown of Serbia."
Man 2: "She's so perfect, her name must be Vali."
by vali_is_fantastic_123 May 25, 2009
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Enthoru naattam aade, eth achilookki myrana ivide vali vittath
(It stinks like shit, which fucking asshole farted here)
by Malayalam Lexicographer September 07, 2021
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A keyword that represents a certain meeting place without giving away much detail especially if for private matters.
Hey man, wanna meet in the vali?

Or

What about the vali?
by Jonnyvision October 04, 2016
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A boy that sucks dicks 24/7 witch is usually gay and ginger he is a male whore every Vali is a male whore.
Tom:'' is that Vali?''
Emma:''yup hes 2gay2function''
by SEXYBITCH September 05, 2014
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