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1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.
by Frickin Sad and Frickin Lonely October 19, 2003
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"Is it Valentine's Day again?"
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."
by This Cat February 13, 2004
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"When is your birthday?"
"November 14th"
"Hm, not suprised..."
"Eh, why is that?"
"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
"November 14th"
"Hm, not suprised..."
"Eh, why is that?"
"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
by Martar August 11, 2008