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An exotic man with a sexy accent who plays guitar and video games and can whisper sweet nothings into your ear in your language or his. Also a gamer, so totally laid back and fun. Does rage when computers are stupid (but who doesn't?).
Also another name for a manzana.
You see that man over there? He's a total Valdemar.
by JadeLady February 26, 2014
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I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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a valdemar- very confusable with voldemort- heavily linked to scandinavia and is mostly a fag but you get one or 2 straight ones. Probably drinks and smokes alot, a bit of a clown and has done alot of bullshit but apart from that he not to bad. Like other he is obseesed with sports.
Dude 1:So did u see the football match?
Dude 2:Yeah (looks behind him)oh shit its valdemar
by souldigamoleho March 31, 2009
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If you have this name your most likely always confused with the bitch “Voldemort” and are most likely non binary. You LOVE Human anatomy and Science and is always curious. When I person first meets you, you come off as a bitch but in reality past all of those bad things your awesome and you have a lot of secret fans that you don’t know of because you want people to be afraid of you but sometimes people are just built different😏✨💀. Either way you probably want to be immortal cause like why not? But like you have anyone that likes you...*looks over at fan girls* “ehhh I don’t see anyone.” THATS how you be. Your oblivious to the fact that people like/love you and also don’t like Chang. You have a harder time adjusting to change than most. Your also a perfectionist and love blood.
Random dude: Dude do you see that guy? He’s so scary and weird.
Valdemar: Excuuuuuuuuuuse me?
Random dude(s): RUNNNN
by Smart_personnnn December 13, 2020
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Anoying smart guy who knows everything but flex with it
me: i just bought the brand new rolex for 2140$
Valdemar: 2143$*
by ValdemarHater24 May 28, 2019
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