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the most epic kind of blow job position. the female sucks the male from upside down with her legs wrapped around his neck. basically a tricked out 69 position for blow jobs. (depending on strength of male, can be done either laying down or standing up)
Example 1 noun:
Oakley: "Dude, we did the val-tap yesterday!"
Josh: "Sweet, I've always wanted to do that with my girl."
Example 2 verb:
Janie and Harold val-tapped all night, standing up. Harold's neck hurt in the morning.
Oakley: "Dude, we did the val-tap yesterday!"
Josh: "Sweet, I've always wanted to do that with my girl."
Example 2 verb:
Janie and Harold val-tapped all night, standing up. Harold's neck hurt in the morning.
by juicepopftw July 26, 2009
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009