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only man alive who looks/looked good with a pontail, epitimy of cool and suave.
val kilmer was hilarious in kiss kiss bang bang
by roacho666 June 18, 2007
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
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Noun. A very talented actor who could have reprised his role for Batman and Robin. Recently appearing in Alexander. He is the epitome of the cool guy.
See: badass, fox, talent
Val Kilmer is the best actor to grace this planet.
by Gabriel C. August 09, 2005
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Man arrested for dressing up as Batman and holding Karl Rove as hostage........ that didnt happen but it would be so fucking awesome.
"dammit Val, IT WAS A MOVIE!!!"
by Tony Ramone July 11, 2005
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A once popular actor, now a fat sack of crap with a ponytail. You can easily mistaken him for Steven Seagal, another fat sack of crap with a ponytail.
Man, I had no problems with you being fat, but since you grew your ponytail, you look like Val Kilmer! Get rid of it.
by AM91 May 18, 2011
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