A vagina in which the labia, through extended stretch and use, have become floppy, elastic, or rubber-like, similar to the cheeks of a neopolitan mastiff.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

vaginal tissue SO redundant that upon placement of tight garments, tissue drapes into an elongated, pendulous cameltoe

A person with such terrible botox their lips look like a swollen vagina. Commonly associated with guidos, guidettes and people with orange skin.