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1. A woman who has not had sexual intercourse for a long period of time, in essence her vagina has become stagnant.
Hey dude look at Veronica, she just got back from an all-girls school she must be super vagstag.
by Hero of the Kingdom December 22, 2010
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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( vāj - stağ) noun, verb, adjective. The act of completely "poning" or "destroying" an adversary to the point that they look soft and slow; Something that is really awesome for one party, but usually bad for another.
John: what the hell! Did you see that car explode?!

Alex: Yea dude, that was totally vag-stag!

Or

Paul: nice kill dude, you're totally frying these kids!

Davis: yea dude, it's total vag-stag.
by ďř.mxp¥ January 16, 2011
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