Urban Dictionary: vagods

The gods you pray to when your vagina has been dry for months

Friend: I haven't had sex in a week
Me: I haven't had sex in months
Friend: I will pray to the vagods that your cooter gets some

by Byemarthaaa May 10, 2017

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A vag that is wider than it is long.

Marc only likes girls with vagodes. Marc likes Lauren.

by pedroVIII September 19, 2009

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New insult combining a Vagina an a Chode. Used when someone is being a dick.

"Friend Trips you"
You're a Vagodes!

by Sex,Drugs,and Ninja Unicorns October 25, 2012

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