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An irritating person who has a tendency to flaunt the fact that they store breakfast foods in their nether regions.
Steph: Yesterday, I was about to get a manicure when I realized I had a croissant shoved up my pussy.

Jessica: WTF Steph! You're such a vagmuffin!
by carluger April 29, 2009
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Jul 28 Word of the Day
to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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