Urban Dictionary: vagitus

A fetish,in which the wearer dresses in a pigeon suit and poo-poos on historical landmarks.

You dress as a pigeon and poop on historical landmarks..you have got twarty vagitus!!

by Stephen from hampsted heath July 14, 2004

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Being a vagina, or not being down to hang out.

Example hey Friend you don’t want to hang out today ? No ? I think you got that disease, vagitus

by xYaDSxSmiley January 27, 2018

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The opportunity (or lack thereof) to acquire vagina.

There are so many guys here that there is no vagituity at all.

by Sascratch70 May 17, 2013

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